Golfing For Babies
Three men golfing.?
The first man went to tee off, and he started complaining about his wife.
” My wife has me by the balls. Before she would allow me to
come today I had to promise her a new dining room.”
He hit the ball.
The second, setting his tee exclaimed,
” I hear ya, I had to promise a second honeymoon”
He hit the ball.
The third had nothing to say, whistling he hit his ball.
” What John? Doesnt your wife give you any grief?” said
his frustrated freind
“No ” He said. I figured that one out years ago.
“Tell us” Both friends begged.
” I simply wake up in the morning and say,
O-k baby ,intercourse ,or golf course, whats it gonna be?
ha ha now whats your question.
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The Peepee Teepee for the Sprinkling WeeWee in Cellophane Bag Changing a baby girl is not all glitz and glory; changing a baby boy is an even bigger horror story…until now! Simply place the soft cloth cone over his wee-wee during diaper changes to avert a sprinkling. The perfectly adorable baby shower or birth day welcome gift! The five 100% cotton pee-pee teepees with cute illustrations come in a cellphane bag. Fully machine washable and re-usable. An un… |
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Adidas ClimaProof Men’s 3-Stripes Full-Zip Jacket A69 Adidas ClimaProof® Men’s 3-Stripes Full-Zip Jacket. A69 100% polyester with durable water-resistant finish; flat front elasticized back waistband; on-seam zip pockets; silver 3-stripes on left sleeve; raglan sleeve with piping detail; contrast embroide… |
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Adidas Men’s ClimaProof Short-Sleeve Wind Shirt (A67) Adidas ClimaProof® Men’s Short-Sleeve Wind Shirt. A67 100% polyester with durable water-resistant finish; flat front elasticized back waistband; on-seam zip pockets; silver 3-stripes on left sleeve; raglan sleeve with piping detail; contrast embroidere… |
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PGA Baby Tour Please Gimme Attention – Silly Baby Bodysuit, 100% Cotton $24.95 Let the competition begin! PGA Baby Tour – Please Gimme Attention humorous 100% cotton baby onesie. Saying: PGA Baby Tour – Please Gimme Attention Our baby onesies are “cute with an attitude”!… |
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Dvd-Athletic Baby Golf! – Golf $22.95 Get ready for golf season this year!… |
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Excited Golfing Santa $9.95 Excited Golfing Santa Add some fun to your tree this holiday season with the Golfing Santa ornament. |
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This Golfing Life $24 “This Golfing Life brings together Bamberger’s acclaimed, intimate profiles of stars such as Tiger Woods, Jack Nicklaus, and John Daly, as well as the behind-the scenes people who make the game what it is: In his last round of golf before an amputation, Bamberger’s high school golf coach John Sifaneck makes his first hole-in-one; Bob Rubin, a Wall Street master-of-the-universe, builds his own golf course — one so difficult he can’t break 100 on it; Howdy Giles, Arnold Palmer’s dentist, has ball markers made from Palmer’s old fillings; Bruce Edwards continues to caddie for Tom Watson while dying of ALS (Lou Gehrig’s disease). Bamberger interweaves these stories with his own life in a way that will remind golfers why they love the game.” |
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Golfing With God $23.95 “Herman “Hank” Fins-Winston’s afterlife takes an unexpected turn when he is summoned to help a player whose game is in a slump. To his dismay, his new pupil is God Himself. Or Herself. Depending on the day. As they play the most heavenly courses in paradise and back on earth, Hank realizes that it’s he who is learning the lessons – about fearing failure, about second chances, about the connectedness of all living things, about not taking the next breath for granted, and about our God-given ability to improve ourselves – one stroke at a time.” |
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Golfing On the World’s Most Exceptional Courses $29.95 “This travel guide profiles twenty-five golfing vacations for golfers of every ability who wish to plan their vacation around one of the best courses in the world. The trips profiled range from the classic links course of St. Andrews, Scotland, to the breathtaking Kauri Cliffs in New Zealand.” |
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Daddys Future Golfing Buddy T-shirt $9.95 Daddys Future Golfing Buddy T-shirt Golf is one of the greatest ways for parents to spend time with the kiddos. This T shirt is a perfect gift for the little one in your life. Its never to early to get a child excited about golf! |
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Golfing With Your Best Buddies Card $2.95 Inside of card says:”…AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY. (YEAH, RIGHT!)Birthday Card-MaleHorizontal Style |
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Women’s X Series Gems Golf Shoes $54.99 Sleek profile and unique ornamentation provide a new level of golfing fashion. Made of soft waterproof leather for unmatched performance. |
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Above Par Grandma Golf Balls $9.95 Above Par Grandma Golf Balls Give golfing Grandma an ego boost with these festive golf balls. Sleeve of three. |
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Mom Golf Balls $9.95 Mom Golf Balls These pastel golf balls are perfect for your golfing Mom. Sleeve of three. |
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Explanar Power Roller $189 “Explanar Power Roller Trains/retrains and builds the golfing muscles, creating a more dynamic and athletic swing.” |
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Tiger Woods: The Making of a Champion $20 The writers of Sports Illustrated chronicle the highlights that have made up the early golfing career of Tiger Woods |
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Doublewall 3 Wood $149.95 As seen at the Pacific Northwest Section 2008 PGA Merchandise Show the new Doublewall 3 Wood has hit the road. With a new look and loft of 15 degrees the 3 wood has been introduced to the golfing community. Along with the driver workability in the fairway wood is what we have been striving for throughout the product design on our new 15 degree three wood. It features a heal to toe groove pattern allowing players to increase spin rates and avoid those knuckle ball shots that fly over the green into the hazard. The ability to hit shots at all trajectories work the ball both ways and have confidence off the tee box and fairways are the characteristics of top three woods in the game. These features are all acquired in the Doublewall 3 Wood. The wood also features a compact low profile head design giving you the cutting edge on those ever important long shots out of any type of lie on the course. In addition the woods can be used to hit long but controlled tee shots resulting in more fairways and better scores. Click the links to discover how our exclusive Doublewall technology creates the biggest sweet spot in golf. This club is available in custom lengths and flexes. Click for more info. |
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Another Birthday? Bummer Card $2.95 Inside of card says:”NOT TO WORRY…SOON YOU’LL BE GOLFING YOUR AGE!BEST WISHES FOR A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!”Birthday Card-MenVertical Style |
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Hidden Links Golf Guide To Ireland DVD $19.95 “Tour Ireland with the DVD that will navigate you through the four golfing regions of Ireland: Southwest Ireland, Dublin and the East, Northern Ireland, and Northwest Ireland. ” |
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The Man Who Changed Golf $14.95 “In this charming “Collector’s Edition” video, narrated by Ken Venturi, Gene Sarazan, with the help of his friends, Jack Nicklaus and Gary Player, recalls 70 years of golfing highlights.” |
